Voting

We participated in early voting this year.  Today was the last day to do so.  When we got there, the line was quite long.  We probably stood in line for 15 minutes or so.  Apparently it was also a day for people who don't like wearing pants to come vote.  While standing in line, I saw a guy get out of his car and then put his pants on.  That is right, he was not wearing any pants when he got out of the car.  Like I said, it was a long line, so he had an audience.  As we got closer to the trailer for voting, we saw a man with his pants sagging.  I don't mean sagging and you saw his boxers.  I mean there was a full moon showing.  He did not care one bit.  Again, a long line, and his backside was facing said long line.  This was not a young teenage boy.  He was in his fifties.  The first guy probably forties.  So the question is, what is it about voting that makes people not wear pants?